It reminds me of you!

•31/01/2010 • 4 Comments

Somehow, these songs that i like to hear remind me of these particular individuals..

1. Meninggalkan Aku Sendiri (Hujan) ….sum1 (the lyrics are so like us!!haha..)..& LENG (uniten pal – i sang this song for her & others hearing in a ym conference & she keeps buzzing me with the lyrics from time to time hahahaha leng..)

2. Sampai Menutup Mata (Acha Septriasa) ….ANA (uniten pal – she sang this song really well..kinda miss it..ana,jom karok same2 lg…pleassse..hehe.. )

3. Untouched (The Veronicas) ….YEYAH (my sepupu – i gave her this song because she wants me to give her a fun song & she really likes it)

4. Turn It Up (Robots In Disguise) ….TIAH (uniten pal – i gave her this song when we were so bored in ym at that time & she really likes it too!!)

5. The Diary Of Jane (Breaking Benjamins) - AZREENA (KLIUC pal – she gave me this song because she knows i like rock songs & it spot on!!)

6. Fluorescent Adolescent (Arctic Monkeys) ….ZOL & HAZEQ (uniten members of ‘geng 3 serangkai ***e’ - they both sang this song like budak2 hahaha..)

7. Meet Me Half Way (Black Eyed Peas) ….IRHAM MANAN (uniten pal – how can he remember the lyrics?the tempo is fast weh!!ko mmg legend irham..aku sampai skang tsekat2 lagi)

8. Trying Your Luck (The Strokes) ….FAIZ (uniten hostel roommate for 2 sem – he’s so into this song)

9. Young Folks (Peter Bjorn & John) ….ACONG,SABUL,DON (KLIUC pal – they introduced to me this retro song)

10. Transmission (Joy Division) ….ACONG (KLIUC pal – he’s appetite towards retro song is exactly like me)

11. Relaku Pujuk (Spider) ….CI GEBU (nyehnyehnyeh!!!)

Hmmmm..are these all?..mybe yes & not..cannot remember..if got summore,i’ll update from time to time..hehe..

It really is..music bonds us all..

nota pubic hair : none that to be spoken (Leonidas script in 300)..kohkohkoh!!!

nota dahi : wait3!!..got a thing to be spoken!!..i wish i could have songs that reminds me of asma & yatie..ekekkekek..

Pergi dengan harapan,pulang dengan makanan..

•29/01/2010 • 2 Comments

Pada suatu hari..di sebuah negeri yang aman permai sentosa..maka bangunlah seorang jejaka dari tidurnya setelah menikmati kemenangan mutlak manchester derby..hohoho..

Sang jejaka itu bangun dengan penuh bersemangat kerana dia akan melunaskan misi yang tertunggak setelah sekian lama..iaitu membeli satu apparatus hikmat yang bila mana jika dia mempraktikkan penggunaan apparatus itu,maka suatu impak seakan-akan gambar dibawah akan menjelma..

Setelah bersiap bagai..maka keluarlah dia dengan berbekalkan iltizam yang agak tinggi..”hamba positif benar yang hamba akan memiliki DOOR BAR itu..tiada siapa yang dapat menghalang hamba dari kejayaan ini..”..

Tidak lupa kepada pembaca-pembaca yang budiman/budimani..oh..kurang pasti ya di sini..budiman untuk lelaki..jadi untuk perempuan?budimani kah?ataupun budiwati?..tidak kiralah apa jua kehendaknya..tetapi yang jejaka itu maksudkan dengan DOOR BAR itu, rupanya adalah sedemikian rupa..

Setelah sampai ke destinasi yang dituju, iaitu jusco ipoh yang bosan..dia sudah nampak nur cahaya berada di sisinya kerana dia mendapat parkir yang cukup ideal..setelah memarkir, terus dia bergegas ke tempat yang bernama FITNESS CONCEPT yang menjanjikan kepuasan yang mutlak serta orgasmic..

Akan tetapi ya para pembaca sekalian umat..apabila dia merapati & merapati ke rak yang sepatutnya mempamerkan DOOR BAR itu..kini kering kontang tanpa tiada apa-apa what so ever..

“akak!!..mananya DOORBAR kak?..masakan boleh habis..itu hari saya mai xhabis lagi..”..akak FITNESS CONCEPT itu hanya sempat berkata “stok xda dik hensem..da habis..laku benar..”..

ohh..punahnya harapan jejaka yang sebelum ini sangat motivated & optimis..dia mencari dan mencari dari alamanda putrajaya, ke jusco balakong, ke jusco ipoh..masih belum dpt merealisasikan hasrat dia..kesemua output yang dia dpt adalah seraya “dik hensem..da habis..stok tiada..”

Jadi..berlegar2 sekejap sekitar..menjadikan dia lapar..pukul pun belum 3ptg..dia melawati mcD ..beratur..dan dia tersedar yang ada seorang bapok jantan gay sedang memerhatikannya..sangat menggelikan keadaan..dia cepat-cepat mengetakewaykan ordernya dan terus pulang ke rumah dengan kekecewaan yang jitu..

Itulah sebabnya..pergi dengan harapan, pulang dengan makanan..dia hanya dapat menyimpan keinginan itu untuk masa yang akan datang..kasihan..

“susah lah macam ini kalau semua orang mahu menjaga badan mahu kasi tuff2 masing2 brooooo…”…cukup kecewa dalam hatinya..


nota uretra : hadoi..dah lame daaa aku ngidamkan bende tu..cepat2 laaa sudahnye ngidam aku ni..nak 9 bulan 10 hari dah kot!!

Perhaps..perhaps..perhaps…..

•27/01/2010 • Leave a Comment

Perhaps my target ranges are not broad enough..

Perhaps my strengths are not strong enough..

Perhaps my targets are not suitable enough..

Perhaps those who are in my contention are not interested enough..

Perhaps I set my target on the wrong target..

Perhaps I just need to focus on my studies..

Perhaps if like that, I can make a proudable graduation scroll..

Perhaps after that I can be an engineer that having a good income..

Perhaps the consequences of having that title job are so orgasmic..

Perhaps I can add up those consequences with my natural beauty(wakakaka!!)..

Perhaps all that will be my new ammunition..

Perhaps I still having that desire when it be like that..

Perhaps I can aim high as it should be..

Perhaps then only I can score freely..

Perhaps there’s any chance I can get a replacement that is as satisfaction as I wanted ..

Perhaps..the mother of all perhaps..just let it be with the current situation & be patience..

Perhaps..perhaps..perhaps..


nota rectum : all these are just perhaps..perhaps anyone that can understand all these??

nota vena cava : hehehe..some edition is done from the original version for avoiding any mistaken thoughts..

Perak is within my body

•26/01/2010 • Leave a Comment

Walaupun aku stay kt negeri sembilan lagi lame dari stay kat perak..

Walaupun aku stay kt bangi/kajang lagi lame dari staying kat umah baru pindah kat ipoh ni sejak Feb ‘08..

Walaupun aku lagi ramai kawan lame kt negeri sembilan dari yg kt perak ni..

Walaupun banyak bende 1st timer aku,aku buat/dapat kt negeri sembilan..

Walaupun aku jatuh baligh time aku duduk kat rembau..

Walaupun kesemua bulu pubis aku bertumbuh kat rembau..

Walaupun kawan-kawan sebaligh aku pn baligh kt rembau..

Walaupun kebolehan aku bertutur dalam loghat negeri sembilan masih lagi utuh..

Walaupun aku buat diploma kat ijazah kat bangi..

Walaupun kerete aku plat negeri sembilan..

Walaupun aku belajar banyak bende kt bangi/kajang..

Walaupun aku sewe kondo kat sg chia,kajang..

Walaupun Perak tu boring xde ape2 yang best..

Walaupun Ipoh town yang bosan..

Aku tetap balik umah parents aku kt ipoh kalo ade cuti panjang..

Aku tetap bertutur dalam loghat perak dengan sedare mare aku..

Aku tetap sokong Perak FA even Perak tengah noob skang2 ni..

Aku tetap suke masakan orang perak yg lagi best dari negeri2 lain..

Aku tetap memuji barang/makanan/minuman kat Perak yang lagi murah dr tempat lain..

Aku tetap suke loghat perak dari loghat2 negeri lain..

Aku tetap orang perak..

Sekian wassalam.

nota koklea : knape poyo sgt masukkan entry yang sebegini haa??dah xde aidie..

So how to chosse

•25/01/2010 • Leave a Comment

Maybe Sharing Is Loving is boring..

Entries are mainly about general matters & such..

It’s because the existence of the quote “mcm laa aku ni artis yg ade org nak bace psal hidup aku ni..”

But after doing some musabahah..errkkk..muhasabah & evaluations..

This another quote had turned up..“ape yg ko type ni weh..bosan..aku nk tgk2 ape yg ko buat kt life ko..stalking kot!!..so msukkan la entri yg orgasmic skett!!!”

Hmm..make sense jugak nii..must consider the another quote considerably next time on..

hohohoho..

nota kaki : mood : gheennduu kt several person..

What is it about Twilight sequels??

•27/11/2009 • Leave a Comment

When i first heard this movie, my friend said this is a vampire action movie..so i got excited lah!!i loike vampiric movies/dramas!!

But then, later somemore of my friends told me that Twilight’s totally love story..that’s why i felt no need to wasting my RM to watch a silly love story at cineplex..

Time goes on..until this movie gets la very large hits around the world..++, all the girls in FB acting so ridiculously fanatical about Edward Cullen..why lah??..yeah, Edward Cullen @ Cedric Diggory..when he’s in Harry Potter The Goblet Of Fire movie, none that adores him so much..but by the time Twilight, he’s gone “the hottest vampire in the world”…hahahahaha..

I wonder what is it about this Twilight movie??..so i flirt around asking if anyone got twilight copy so i can watch it myself on my laptop..takes time loh..until i got lucky last month..a friend of mine got that copy & i copied it successfully into my external harddisk..finally i got it after chasing for months!!..felt sooo orgasmic!!!..hahahaha..

It’s not that I’m too eager to watch a love story..it’s just that the VAMPIRE factor that makes me so want to watch it..

After finished watch it..goshhh..no wonder lah girls gone crazy about edward cullen..because of his face & terriffic acting & scripts..long time ago, it’s about jack dawson/dolson(cant remember the surname) in titannic..so now got new one..edward cullen in twilight..hahahaha..

But what supprises me alot, the vampires in twilight, are totally one of a kind i told u lah!!! They defying the rules of being a vampires..

  1. Can stand sunlight!! WTH!!…it should be cannot because a vampire will get burnt if exposed to the sun/UV light!!
  2. Dont have any fangs..this another WTH..how can, a VAMPIRE, a blood sucker, dont have any fangs???
  3. Can enter a human house without the human permission..this one also cannot laaa..vampire can only goes into a house after the host invited him/her..

heheheh..yeah..just 3..even just 3,still,all of it are so debatable..all this while the vampire movies got all the 3 crucial rules..cannot exposed to sunlight..have fangs..cannot enter a house if not invited..But why vampires in Twilight defy all of it?

So..to me..vampires in twilight are disgracial to the vampire realm..ahahahaha..

Luckily the writer made the vampire stil got the standard vital attributes(which is still excites me alot)..like..got outstanding stength..incredibly fast..pale skinned..& live life by eating human blood..if not..haha..then they are not vampires..maybe ekor labi-labi..

& what is it about the Twilight sequels that made many people(the girls to be exact..) sooo enjoy this film? It is because of the hotness of robert pattinson, the love story, & some fantastic fighting action that are not too over..

the end..

oh yeah & 1 more thing..i thought that only me that like all those vampiric movies..but it is not so until moments ago.i found back my long lost friend Stefanie (gosh how much progress u made hehe), her enthusiasm towards  it is deeper than me man!!!..hahaha..her blog got so many vampire movies/TV shows that we can download..after this, I can DL my favorite TRUE BLOOD freely..++,unrated version..hahaha..perv..

But it is nice to see you again stef..you’re as beautiful as ever..can’t wait until our next meetings soon..hehehe..

nota rectum : “vampires in Twilight are disgracial to the vampire realm”..haha..good line..exactly right amount of poyo-ness..

nota uretra : i think that New Moon got more action compared twilight..yes, i do want to watch New Moon at cineplex..hahahahhaa..hail to vampire!!!

nota ovum : Stef’s blog’s link u can find it at my friends list..check it out..it’s cool…

Shits do exist!!!hahahaha..

•24/11/2009 • Leave a Comment

yeah..check this 2 essays out..so ridiculously hilarious..

hahahaah..could it be a real life primary school boy’s essay writings?..or just a world-class practical jokes??..to me,it’s damn cool practical jokes..but..not sure..hahaha..

nota bulu roma : sorry it is in malay language..

nota testis : check out My e-Diary tab also alright..it’s on top right of this page  :)

5320 VS 5610

•23/11/2009 • Leave a Comment

those are mine keyy...

So..as you can see, the above picture shows to us the nokia handphones..these two phones are in my using simultaneously since aidilfitri so so..so,obviously i can differentiate betwwen these 2 guys..hehe..& what i can say, all of it got their ups and downs here and there..

5320 (left)

  1. to boys (who’s finger langer than the girls generally), its difficult to handle the keypad..because the keypad slightly too small..so a boy’s finger mybe cannot play with it fluently..
  2. the camera’s just 1.2megapixel..nothing to campare with 3.2mpixel of the other one..
  3. it’s speaker..mybe lounder than 5660..but the sharpness, are not that good..
  4. the menu icons & other displays icons..not so attractive..hahaha..
  5. cannot store file in folders format..if you put things inside folder-ly, it’ll still display all the files w/o separation according to the folder that you/ve created..that not cool rite??
  6. that’s for the downs..for the ups..easy to navigate around, just use the cursors to go here n there..easy peasy..big plus point!!
  7. supports PC headphones..

 

5610 (right)

  1. the speaker produces great sound quality..but still not loud enough..too slow to me..
  2. the radio-music player cursor..the one that can be pushed to left & right, can easily broken..
  3. the number keypad, easily get malfunctioned..
  4. points no 2 & 3 make this phones, when we want to trade in with other phones, the dealers just wants to buy this around rm300 only(i bought this RM1088 kot!!!)..
  5. cannot support microphones..that’s so not cool..
  6. so, for the plus point..this phone got great camera ablity..3.2megapixles..n then the video that recorded using this phone, is so good for a phone..
  7. it’s overall display..quite attractive..

hm..that’s much about these phones..nothing much..because as time increases, my desire to update this blog becomes fader and fader..hehehehe..

but currently..the 5320 is my primary phone right now..the 5610 just for taking pictures & video recording purposes..

 

nota kaki : kasihan sharing is loving ni aku abaikan..agagagaga..

nota ovari : i will forever more, be a nokia user..never will be sonyE @ else..yessss!!!

woman are no better than men..as a car driver..

•14/08/2009 • Leave a Comment

yesh3..maklum la dah hidop 23tahun..macam2 perihal kehidupan dah dihadap..pdhal bukan byk pn..sngaje kasik poyo2..

n salah satu bende yg sebenarnye fact..pompuan x kan jd lebih hebat dari laki2 kalo bawak krete..& yet, pompuan laa yg lagi bawak kete laju2 dari laki2..& jugak 1 hal lg, pompuan takut sgt nak bawak krete time malam2 kan?apehal ha?ish ish ish..

ha..setuje ke?@ x setuju ke?..sbb ramai aku perasan pompuan2 bawak laju2, laju2 deorg jnis laju yg x selamat..n lagi, deorg ni pompuan,  senang gayat2, ie : menjerit kalo ade emergency break, hehehehe..

nak tergelak jugak lah aku..aritu aku bawak 3 org makcik2 aku naik kancil aku yg aku bg makan rumput je tu, wa, ade la jugak 2 3 kali deorg menjerit sbb gayat sgt..aku dok tgelak2 kesedapan jek..hahahaha..n 3 3 org tu kalo bawak kete, suke bawak laju2..pelik bukan?..suke bawak krete laju2,tp time naik ngn aku,deorg menjerit2 kegayatan..

trefik jem?no masalah problem...!!hadap je weh..

kalo korang nak tau whether driver ni jenis yg mmg reti bawak krete laju secare betul @ bawak laju main bedal jek,…yg jnis bawak laju main bedal jek, selalunye deorg ni bawak krete, buat cornering, deorg amek cmni,

bahaye..jgn buat cmgini..

petunjok : line hitam = jalan raye…..line merah = pathway krete yg di drived oleh racer wannabees hehe….

bahaye weh bawak kete cmni..bawak laju, x amek side, trus cornering, g-force krete tu will tarik kete in opposing direction kete nak cornering, silap2 kalo amek lap laju sgt, terbalik le krete ngko.. kan3?..so,kalo amek lap cmtu safely, kene laa brek kuat2.jadi, niat nak bawak laju2,terbantutlah hendaknye..

so, ikut care yg tertib lagi muhibbah, care perempit2 kerete sejati,spatutnye kene amek lap cmgini weh..

goodhaaa…ni baru best..amek side lebih..then baru cornering…kalo buat skil cmni, konfem laju kete boleh menten ok2 jek..n skil ni la racers gune.deorg pggil route ni as race line

hm..aku plak, kalo bawak kete, kalo jalan kosong, mmg aku suke bawak kete ikut race line pn hahahaha..n kadang2 ade jugak kwn2 yg naik kancil ngn aku, deorg main gayat2 n takot2..ceh..tu la korang..bukan mat rempit kerete..haha..

korang, kalo nak hustler bawak krete, aku syorkan korang rajin2 main game racing kerete weh!!..main game need for speed ke..gran turismo ke..so kt game ko prektis, ko practickan kt jalan raye btul..btul weh..kene buat cmtu..aku rase aku buat cmtu la, prektis bajet2 kt dlm game selalu, then aku buat btol2 kt jalan raye..

gamers sedang beraksi...

games is important to gamers..that’s why gamers are called as gamers..

bg makan rumput!mmber india aku tgh bg makan rumput kt sang kancil aku..bijak bukan?

hehehehe..so..kesimpulannye..laki2 lagi hebat bawak krete dr pompuan2..yesh!!!..hidop laki2!!!..itu sbb kuase talak terletak kt tangan kami laki2!!

adios amigo..


nota pusat : bile aku dpt krete baru ni…  T_T

Temporarily Out Of Service..kot…..

•09/08/2009 • Leave a Comment

yes3..

since my house at Casa Villa, sg chia, kajang got no internet access..

i cannot surf the internet regularly..

barely once a week i got online-ed..

hence, this sharing is loving tak semena-mena di anak tiri kan..

but now uniten tgh cuti2 sbb seleseme ba alip ba ya..

i’m at my hometown at ipoh & can go to CC to surf the net..

we’ll see if i’m rajin enuff nak apdet2 ape yg ptot dlm sharing is loving ni..

nota rectum : hidup CASA VILLA!!!!